I am not currently occupied by anyone other than myself.

I am a carbon-based entity living on the surface of the third planet out from Sol. My political location falls in the Commonwealth of Virginia, a de facto member of the United States of America. Frequently I speak to cats.

When I was a much younger, smaller carbon-based lifeform I wanted to be a teacher as my occupation. Later, as a medium-sized carbon-based lifeform in adolescence, I became occupied with the urge to mate with a certain cheerleader with large mammary glands.

Both aspirations are as yet unrealized.

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Favorite Color: grey